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qoui? hey. si. silence. yeah?

So appazers I have to start das blog coz everyone is starting das blog. I probs won't update it ever cos either I'm out doing interesting stuff or hungover or tired after the interesting stuff and then what I'll want to say will be boring cos i wont want to kill how interesting the stuff was by talking about it. Sozzington.

Neither will what I write be appropriate to my education or supposed intellect (WOE IZ YOU) or try to attain any of the merits of my friends scrawlings, like Funny (simon), Human And Junk (Tom 'Trademark' Bell), Girl with Feeling and Mess (Jess) or Rare (Josh).

So yeah I'll tell you about my DAY. I got up feeling really tired so I thought really hard and convinced myself that there was a girl with the format in the fridge but instead there was just some butter so i ate that with some bread.
And Coffee.

Then i left and the bus took ages and this little kid who is gonna grow up to be bullied kept staring at me on the bus and so i made faces at him and he smiled and his mum smiled and then his mum stopped kissing his nose so he started screaming like i do when i eat butter instead of kiss format and so i had to spent sporadic intervals of an hour journey on the 243 contorting my face at little turkish oedipus so he'd shut up and i could read my reader for my class.

Then i had the class.
And now im here.

HAPPY NOW:?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I miss you all. Especially you, pigsies.
Let's have a fun weekend, yo?
x